Sorry Syrian Electronic Army, but you have just been totally fucking served.
I love this video, great promo for Thao & The Get Down Stay Down‘s new album. But the best part is that it stars a friend of mine, Caelan Wallace, the 12-year-old critic who wrecks Thao’s life with his scathing review: “Thao’s music is what would happen if elevator music and a dial tone had a sober one night stand.” I hope to some day write that good of a line in a review.
This has got to be my favorite piece of political commentary so far this year:
One of the many reasons why it’s amazing that Haley Barbour is supposed to be taken semi-seriously as a presidential candidate is that he’s basically the governor of a failed state. (Among the other reasons are his appearance, voice and career history.)
Supplied by Alex Pareene, writing for Salon.
All jokes aside, though… Oh right, we’re talking about Haley Barbour. You can’t really put all jokes aside when talking about Haley Barbour because that dude IS a joke.
Seriously, Mississippi is the poorest state in the US, has the highest poverty rate, and has the lowest quality of life. The state also has a horrendous child welfare system. According to Mother Jones:
The child-welfare system was so broken, advocates said, that it all but ceased to exist. Barbour and the appointees overseeing the child-welfare system, the suit alleged, “knowingly allowed [Mississippi’s] system to collapse, leaving Mississippi’s most vulnerable children defenseless.”
So it was hard not to appreciate the irony when Barbour recently bragged: “Americans United for Life, I am proud to say, named Mississippi the safest state in America for an unborn child.”
Hahahaha. What a dick.
Once they’re out of the womb, Barbour could give a shit less about the children of MIssissippi. Why? Because then they are no longer useful to his culture warrior approach to politics. No solutions, no vision, no leadership — just exploitation of cultural wedge issues like abortion. Why actually govern when you can just play off of people’s basest fears and frustrations to get elected? That’s how Barbour clings to power, and that’s how the entire Republican Party clings to power, as well. They’re all a big fucking joke. Too bad the joke is on every single one of us who live in America.
That’s gotta hurt.
©AP/Domingo Botan–Spanish matador Julio Aparicio is gored by a bull during a bullfight in Madrid. (He survived.)
Note that you can actually see the bull’s horn sticking out of the dude’s mouth. Yeesh.
It’s funny even though it’s so regrettably true…
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Whether or not you like country music, you gotta appreciate this video. This guy, Dave Carroll, witnessed United Airlines baggage handlers throwing his $3500 Taylor guitar around when he was flying from Chicago to Nebraska for some shows. When he got to his destination and pulled out his guitar, it was busted. For the next year or so, dude got the total runaround from United’s customer service, until they finally just flat out refused to compensate him in any way. So he vowed to write, record, and film videos for three songs all about how United sux.
The first video, “United Breaks Guitars,” is online now, and has almost 3.5 million views so far. Suck it, United.
Just watch… and laugh.